Guac & Grace

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There was an avocado commercial during the Super Bowl. Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, and Eve took a bite of the apple; they noticed they were naked, so a gopher gave them an avocado.

The commercial cuts to a scene of modern-day New York. The radio announcer voiceover says “It’s a beautiful day in the Big…